With a flu epidemic running rife, three new bumbling recruits are assigned to Inspector Mills police station. With help from Special Constable Gorse, they manage to totally wreck operations of the police force and let plenty of criminals get away, even before they arrive at the station. They all have to prove themselves or else they'll be out of a job and Sgt. Wilkins will be transferred.

• Peter Rogers Productions
• Sid James
• Eric Barker
• Kenneth Connor
• Charles Hawtrey
• Kenneth Williams
• Leslie Phillips
• Joan Sims
• Hattie Jacques